Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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