she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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