i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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