I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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