What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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