if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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