you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
should my penis look like a turkey
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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