I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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