Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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