I don't usually arrange sex via text message
seriously i just wanna be friends
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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