Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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