yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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