3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I just found puke in my bra..
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Just pee around me
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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