honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
This is classic penis vs brain.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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