After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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