I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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