did you get engaged???
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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