also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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