I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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