WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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