? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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