Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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