How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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