the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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