wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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