I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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