i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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