Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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