were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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