i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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