Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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