I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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