it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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