hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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