So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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