and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Randomize