Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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