Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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