Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
