Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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