Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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