if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
