No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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