I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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