i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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