no, he came in my armpit
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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