I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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