fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize