I just made out with a guy for $7.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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