I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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