Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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