just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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