why didn't you poke me back
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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