My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
My liver just broke up with me...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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