Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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