She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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